Who Let Him Cultivate?

Description

Who Let Him Cultivate?! – Complete Cultivation Comedy Box Set (Chinese webnovel)

Synopsis

Lu Yang, a dirt-poor orphan, trudges through rain to reach Wen Dao Zong’s entrance trials. Inside a runaway carriage he meets two fellow hopefuls: loud-mouthed aristocrat Meng Jingzhou and mysterious beauty Yun Zhi—who later turns out to be the examiner.

The trials are anything but standard:
– Root-bone stones are replaced by a hand-pulse savant who narrates your tragic backstory aloud.
– A river spirit offers three magical axes—pass only if you out-meme him.
– A mind mountain strips everyone to mortal strength; Lu Yang and company build a giant “7” ladder to cheat their way to the summit.

Accepted as disciples, Lu Yang’s training begins: juggling water-cauldrons for arm strength, carving tofu into dragons to learn sword intent, and mastering a teleport spell that keeps burying him underground. Between classes the trio take on real missions—chasing a runaway parrot, exposing a skin-stealing ghost disguised as a manor steward, and finally storming a tiger-demon lair with ten summoned buffaloes.

This complete edition bundles the full 3-million-word saga—main arcs, side quests, and bonus “What If Lu Yang Ran the Sect?”—in clean TXT & EPUB files ready for any device.

Key Selling Points

• It flips every cultivation cliché into fresh, laugh-out-loud chaos.
• The cast is meme-ready: a celibate pure-Yang prodigy, a barbarian scholar, and an ice-cold senior sister with deadpan quips.
• Battles blend brainy tactics and slapstick—think buffalo stampedes and athlete’s-foot poison.
• The world hides gags everywhere, from flying-ship insurance to medicinal plant spa days.
• This edition bundles the entire saga plus an exclusive bonus chapter.

Tech Specs

• Formats: DRM-free TXT & EPUB
• Words: ~3 000 000 (complete)
• Devices: Phones, Kindle, PC, tablets

Grab your copy and join the funniest sect in all of fantasy!